To Join Rotaski Elite on the Slopes you must adhere to the following.
1.) You must own a Rod Stewart wig or with the committees agreement, be Rod Stewart or somebody who looks just like him.
2.) You must own a Gorilla Suit or with the committees agreement, some form of attire equally impressive.
3.) You must be able to ski faster than Ian.
4.) You must be prepared to accept that you won't say anything stupider than Ade and that you may well be less interesting than Andy - but in either case, you are not allowed to strangle them.
5.) You can fall over but can't cry if snow is sprayed down your neck if you don't get up fast enough.